I hope 304 is off the spoiler list now because I'm reading it and taking a break and as a treat will share a couple of my favorite parts:
"In a twist on the usual plagiarism situation, the hardest work for Struck here is going to be sanitizing the prose in this Wild Conceits guy's thing, or at least bringing the verbs and modifiers down out of the like total ozone, which...sounds to Struck like the kind of foam-flecked megalograndioisity he associates with Quaaludes and red wine and then the odd Preludin to pull out of the grandiose nosedive of the Quaaludes and red wine." (by this I have a smiley drawn and have written "AWKWARD WONDERFUL")
I also kind of resent the fact that after studying much in the way of abnormal psychology, I have never had the opportunity to take a course in which the syllabus promises the study of The Cults of the Unwavering I: A Field Guide to Cults of Currency Speculation, Melanin, Fitness, Bioflavinoids, Spectation, Assassination, Stasis, Property, Agoraphobia, Repute, Celebrity, Acraphobia, Performance, Amway, Fame, Infamy, Deformity, Scopophobia, Syntax, Consumer Technology, Scopophilia, Presleyism, Hunterism, Inner Children, Eros, Xenophobia, Surgical Enhancement, Motivational Rhetoric, Chronic Pain, Solipsism, Survivalism, Preterition, Anti-Abortionism, Kevorkianism, Allergy, Albinism, Sport, Chiliasm, and Telentertainment in pre-O.N.A.N. North America by Phelps and Phelps.
Scopophobia and scopophilia!
I hope to someday meet the only other person on Earth who happens to find these things funny for some reason and marry him.
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